Common conversation in my life before I switched to a restaurant that calls mayo mayo:

guest: "What's this.. aeyeo...eyeo...aeyolie... ?"

me: "Mayo, it's mayonnaise."

we just stare at each other for a bit here

My favorite was when customers weren't sure if they should complain about food being cold because like maybe that was in ? Maybe it was supposed to be ?

guest: "What's red hot ?"

me: "Franks red hot, the commercial with the grandmother"