Because it's actually true. Why you STILL don't get concerned is a marvel to behold -- a few of you are very worried and thank god for that, but most of you, I'm afraid, are still very much in the dark. You shouldn't be -- this is literally the greatest crisis ever, not a small task or a trivial one. This ought to wake you up every morning, because it's ACTUALLY REAL.

posted by ideasware: 502 days ago