It's only a matter of time before the Facebook Feds come for my cat's profile.

lessismore: Once upon a time, I had to make monthly reports on our company user registration and active users. I provided them detailed metrics of registrations and engagement, legitimate and otherwise. Let's just say that the CEO picked the most optimistic numbers. And if something didn't sound right to the people asking her the questions, new terms were made up to avoid answering the ultimate questions of what percentage of the accounts were actively engaged.

posted by user-inactivated: 2320 days ago