That's right folks, my very own original content to add to. I wrote this a few days after the election and never got around to recording it.

I've never done one of these, so I'm just gonna copy and paste what thenewgreen says in his.

T-Dog, rezzeJ, coffeesp00ns, ghostoffuffle, jonaswildman, BLOB_CASTLE, zebra2 (and of course TNG) - add to this, it's open wide as a church door.

KEY OF E MAJOR (I like it too, tng), 74 BPM

Lyrics:

Donnie-onnie-onnie wakes up

face down in the same bed the last guy used

ties his shoes, change the sheets

as the coffee reheats

in the microwave

Donnie-onnie-onnie tees up

same old thing, practice swings

old friends pretend that his game hasn't

slipped a bit

since he started the new job

Oh, and he never makes it home in time

to catch his favorite sitcoms live

Oh, and he never seems to find the time

just to sit with his new wife

His new wife, and his new job.

Donnie-onnie-onnie gets cuts

on the little skin flaps between his fingers

from skimming too fast

through the daily reports

he just wants to get some rest

Donnie-onnie-onnie wakes up

from his 2 o clock nap

in the light in the back of a tinted-out

stretch cadillac on its way

to another funeral

Oh, and he never gets to talk to his kids

about his business

(I guess it's doing fine)

and he never gets to make any deals like he used to

That's the new deal

and his new job

(Oh, I feel so broke up, I wanna go home).

lil I played hockey (this is a lie, I haven't played hockey once in my life, but it seems important to say this) steve.

I swear to god soundcloud is fucking with my audio. This had 7 db of headroom when I uploaded it, I'm guessing that they add compression/boost audio to make everything on their site roughly the same volume? I don't know if I'm just paranoid or what. This song is pretty sloppily mixed anyway, so I guess it doesn't entirely matter but blehh.

In any case, PM me if you want a copy of the WAV, or you can download from soundcloud as well.