has been going great for me. I contacted one of my favorite authors when I was in high school to submit to it, and he said yes. I'm still in disbelief. He submitted multiple works, including this story I've never read before. It's soooooo good. My heart. I feel like the biggest fanboy ever. I had to give it a web design treatment.

I also have one of his other works in this weeks issue of This week's issue features a pelican on fire, $1500 in cash, and your gurgling gut.


That was one of the best things I've read on the internet. A lot of things to think about. Maybe I can start by asking what your takeaway was?

    I follow the President further into the woods. He points to a stump.

    “You know what this is?” he asks me.

    “A stump.”

    “It’s a missile silo disguised as a stump.”

    “No it isn’t.”

    “You’re right, but it’s a good spot for one don’t you think? I’m going to bring it up at the next cabinet meeting.”

    “You do that.”

    I turn to leave.

This author definitely watched a lot of The West Wing at some point in their life.

posted by weewooweewoo: 1011 days ago