When you're a grown up

There's ice cream for dinner

pizza for dessert

The clothes that you wear

Look better with dirt

You can own every toy

There are never time-outs

You can make lots of noise

All your whisper's are shouts

You bathe in big pools

with tall water slides

Your toothpaste container

Has chocolate inside

You work at a zoo

Where all day long

You play with monkeys

And pretend you're King Kong

Yes being a grown up

Is sooo much fun

It's like every days Christmas

And every game's won