Oh come on Doris.
I thought I'd share some gems with you guys. Not long ago I started scouring material for sound bites. The goal was to have short clips to play between brief pauses in my metal band. We had been using clips from "Army of Darkness", but of course that's copyrighted. SO the plan was to get equally fantastic soundclips from the public domain.
Lo and behold "The Brain that Wouldn't Die"
Campy, low-budget 50's horror in all its glory. You couldn't ask for a better source of ridiculous quotes and deliveries, some of the best of which I've picked out for you here.
If you're into watching old, bad movies with some pals and lots of drinking, I heartily recommend this one.