Tech startups love millennials. Tasty, tasty millennials who get underpaid, overworked, churned up and turned into nourishment for venture capitalists. Millennials are the Soylent Green of the tech world.



Find/Replace "Millenial" with "Gen Xer"

Find/Replace "HubSpot" with "WebTV" (or any company whose name began with a lowercase "e")

Find/Replace "2015" with "1995"

Find/Replace "" with "Mondo2000"

Find/Replace "Venture Capitalist" with "Venture Capitalist"

The more things change, the more they stay the same.

posted by elizabeth: 1077 days ago