mk:

They should have one where Hansel and Gretel find their father's gun which he uses for home protection, and Gretel accidentally shoots Hansel in the mouth. Their father the woodcutter sorrowfully explains to the undertaker that he didn't keep the gun in a safe or use a trigger lock, because you don't have time for that in a home invasion. When he went out to cut wood, they were playing in the kitchen. He wasn't gone all but 15 minutes.

Gretel bounces in and out of substance abuse treatment centers for a while and is eventually eaten by a witch.


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