Hair on the Side
Why does grandpa only have hair on the side?
How did all of his other hair die?
Did he narrowly duck a dragons breath?
Did a lawnmower go haywire up the back of his neck?
Did he shave it on purpose?
Is it all part of a plan?
Is it there as a runway where small planes can land?
Is it a beacon bringing ships safely to shore?
Can his bald spot suffice as a fairies dance floor?
Did they use his long hair to build a mighty rope
Did it tie up giants and other bad folk?
So I asked my grandpa, "I want to know, where did all of your top hair go?"
"The dragon, the rope, a lawnmower astray?"
"Yes, yes and yes" is all he would say
This is where I began rapping, if anyone's curious.