I'm bored

I'm bored

There's nothing to do

I've seen every movie

I've read every book

Hid in every corner

Looked in every nook

I've painted each scene

Hiked on every trail

Ridden my bike

Learned how to sail

I've had every hairstyle

I've slept in castles and tents

I've flown planes and raced cars

On each continent

I've ridden each beast

Whether big or small

Been to all fifty states

And was governor of them all

I've written every love song

And can play each instrument

I've been a medical doctor

A dentist, a lawyer

And a longshore-fisherman

There's just one thing left for me to do

One thing that's never been done

No one has ever done everything

And then started all over again