I'll go first:

"Running on a treadmill is like having sex while wearing a condom. You know...they're hard to get on and they completely ruin the mood. But then you start going and it's really not that bad. You still sweat like crazy and get a good workout while the person next to you tries not to make eye contact."

-Louis C.K.

Your turn:


"I'm voting for Donald Trump." - thenewgreen

posted by thenewgreen: 1102 days ago