I wonder if anybody would be interested in a game of Mornington Crescent? You can find the rules online easily enough. I'll only provide an explanation if people honestly don't get what they're supposed to be doing, because if some players don't quite know what's going on, it'll be funnier .
I'll let somebody else make the first move, and then I'll tell you why you're wrong. Unless of course I'm impressed, in which case I'll tell you why you're right. In neither case will you come out of it a wiser person. And neither will I.
For the benefit of beginners, we'll start with the classic game, in which the only permissible moves are stations on the London Underground. If it goes well, it might expand to the advanced game which includes every geographical location in London, plus, in some variations, everywhere else in the Universe that you can justify.
By the way, in this first game, to give the noobs a chance, there are no Double Huffingtons.
I ll start at Camden Town