WHEREAS, Proof of such blessings lies in the unquestionable

  	fact that, when created, Texas received, along with all the other
  	blessings given to the Earth, taller, billowing prairie grasses;
  	gentler, winding, clear rivers; bluer skies; redder sunsets; faster
  	horses; more unique animals; the most beautiful wildflowers, each
  	honored with its very own season and the most beautiful of which is
  	the bluebonnet, which is found only within the boundaries of Texas;
  	fatter deer; oranger longhorns; more beautiful women; smarter
  	children; and kinder men; and

I've been there.