WHEREAS, Proof of such blessings lies in the unquestionable

      	fact that, when created, Texas received, along with all the other

    blessings given to the Earth, taller, billowing prairie grasses;

    gentler, winding, clear rivers; bluer skies; redder sunsets; faster

    horses; more unique animals; the most beautiful wildflowers, each

    honored with its very own season and the most beautiful of which is

    the bluebonnet, which is found only within the boundaries of Texas;

    fatter deer; oranger longhorns; more beautiful women; smarter

    children; and kinder men; and

I've been there.

posted by flagamuffin: 1332 days ago