I volunteered to bring a dessert to Thanksgiving this year. Talking about it with b_b, I decided that I should just go over the top.
This is my attempt to do that:
They wrap nicely.
But the hot bacon grease hurts your fingers.
Then you dip it in the chocolate.
I actually haven't tried one yet. They were chilling overnight, and despite containing bacon, I didn't feel ready for one at breakfast.
I will report back.
UPDATE: I ate one. GODDAMN
How appropriate to see this after reading the "Why it was easier to be skinny in the 1980's" article