please, please don't ask me anything. Just let me look at my phone in peace.

So, how was your day?

He doesn't care how my day was. He just feels obligated to ask.

It was alright.

eww, his hand is touching mine.

Just alright?

Yeah, just alright. I've still got a lot of work to do honey, I can't really talk.

Can he see that I'm on Facebook? Stop looking at my phone. Eww he is playing footsie with me under the sheets

PLEASE STOP TOUCHING ME!

He pretends to be suprised