"A person I knew used to divide human beings into three categories:

■ those who prefer having nothing to hide rather than being obliged to lie,

■ those who prefer lying to having nothing to hide,

■ and finally those who like both lying and the hidden."

                           -- Camus, from The Fall

There are three kinds of people in the world:

● honest people who say they will take all your money, and then do.

● dishonest people who say they want to help you, but end up taking all your money

● and incompetent people -- who really do want to help you, but somehow end up taking all your money.

                          -- My friend, DH, from his life