"We can use this road to go back where we came from!"

"We left the city from the north and returned from the south!" (exactly what happened)

"Some cars have [our region]'s license numbers!" (some cars, indeed, did)

"[The guy who just outran us on the road]'s driving faster than us!"

And many others which I've forgotten due to their sheer silliness.

All of them - with confidence in voice, as if it's something to be definitely to speak of. The woman in question is fifty-plus years of age.