Open mic night for the unelectable seems more appropriate for the Republicans. There's so many of them no one can speak above the rabble so a reality TV star/unrepentant asshole/pathological narcissist is polling at or near the top. Dumpster fire is good, I like mine though.
The Dems are kinda like the opening theme of Gilligan's Island. Hiliary... and the rest! Here on campaign '16! That works a lot better in my mind than in practicality.
I'm sorry. I'm bored and I don't want to do anything remotely taxing.