A Millennial Attempts to Translate Chevy’s All-Emoji Press Release for the 2016 Cruze
Flip your phone upside-down, make sure your bowling pins are perfectly vertical, and fill up your basketball, football, soccer ball, baseball, tennis ball, and your bike-commuting neighbor Todd with gasoline.
"Young people don't want to own cars anymore! Must be the lack of emoji." - Chevy Marketing
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