This is an alternate contest to the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest (shoutout flagamuffin), in which entries write the worst first line to an imaginary novel.

The Lyttle Lytton contest caps submissions at 200 characters, giving the entries a different flavor than what you get in the Bulwer-Lytton contest, as you can see in this example:

    Jennifer stood there, quietly ovulating.


flagamuffin:

    And they all had vulvae, all of the puellae, but I won't go on.

Heh, that's pretty funny. Latin joke.


posted by zebra2: 1272 days ago