I met Resnic for lunch in Los Angeles last September and was struck by his intensity all these years later. To illustrate his astonishment at what he’d learned about condoms, he gestured at the salt and pepper shakers and bottle of olive oil between us. “Everything on this table—these jars, these nozzles—every year they come out with a better product,” he said. “But not the condom! And I found that baffling. I couldn’t understand it. I was like, ‘I don’t get it. Why haven’t they made some crazy new design? Why is it still the same thing, and no one likes it?’ ”

Jesus christ.

As someone who dated two girls with a latex allergy in a row, Avantis worked great, weren't impossible to find, and weren't substantially better than trojan Supras, which are substantially easier to acquire.

f'n buy the brand that works for you and quit trying to pretend that a rubber dickglove is somehow radically more complicated than a rubber handglove.

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