A few years ago, I came to the realization that despite the cultural and capital magnitude of the wedding industry in the US, there is an inexplicable paucity of songs that directly address the occasion. Therefore, I set out to make one. However, as such things go, I never got much further than an inspired chorus: "It's your wedding, we're gonna get freaky!"

Over time, I shared this idea and the chorus with friends, and it became a running joke.

Last fall, while steve and I were visiting mike in Norway, I mentioned the idea to my pal's fiance, and as a result, she kept singing the chorus for the rest of the weekend.

The two are to be married next month. steve, ecib, and I decided that we were going to make the song a reality as a wedding gift.

The song is now complete (minus some embellishments and final production). But we need a freak on vocals, someone that can really cut loose and give Rick James a run for his money.

If you are such a freak, or know of one up to the task, let us know and we will coordinate.

No partial-freaks, please.

Fair warning, this song is going to make its way into the wild.

The lyrics, for your edification:

IT'S YOUR WEDDING (WE'RE GONNA GET FREAKY)

Intro Chorus

[empty line ­ music only]

It’s your wedding

We're gonna get freaky (robot)

Where the best man at?

He’s getting’ freaky (robot)

It’s their wedding

We're gonna get freaky! (yells?)

Verse 1

Dearly beloved we gather here today

to wed two people and send them away

To start a new life of love and laughter

their hearts pitter patter full of love ever after

We’re lookin’ at love with no hesitation

so raise your glass ­ celebrate the occasion

Move your feet and get out on the floor

and celebrate these kids and their love ever more

Chorus

It’s their wedding

We're gonna get freaky (robot)

Dat Maid of Honor ­

She’s such a sweety (robot)

Check out the best man

He’s getting’ freaky (robot)

It’s their wedding

We're gonna get freaky (yells?)

Verse 2

Now give me a minute and gimme some room

to lay it down for the bride and the groom

You gorgeous bride you’re all dressed up in white

cuz vows you made with the love of your life

You lucky groom, you’re marrying up

Make this one count, cuz you’ve used all your luck

so grab your family and get out on the floor

and celebrate your love ­ forever more cuz...

Chorus

It’s your wedding

We're gonna get freaky (robot)

Check out Gramma

She’s getting freaky (robot)

Whose uncle is that?

He’s kinda creepy (robot)

It’s your wedding

We're gonna get freaky! (yells?)

Bridge

You ain’t stoppin corks are poppin

We ain’t stoppin party’s hoppin’

Bride aint stoppin Groom Ain’t Stoppin’

beats are droppin no one’s stoppin

Chorus

It’s your wedding

We're gonna get freaky (robot)

Bride and Groom?

They getting’ freaky (robot)

Mother and Father of the Bride?

They’re kinda weepy (robot)

It’s your wedding

We're gonna get freaky! (yells?)

Check the flower girl!

She’s getting freaky (robot)

Where’s the preacher at?

He ain’t too preachy (robot)

It’s your wedding

Everybody get freaky! (yells?)

It’s your wedding

We're gonna get freaky! (yells?)

some Hubski musicians: thenewgreen BLOB_CASTLE T-Dog ghostoffuffle