So you’re on the prowl?

    I cannot help myself. I am just so strong. I don't hold back, I don't play coy. I don't even know how to not have fun. I need a guy with strength because I'm so strong and if somebody can handle that - if they can give it back - that's it.


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    A sassy short-haired blonde with a give-it-to-me-straight demeanor

Ugh, here we go.

    explaining that love and sex aren’t synonyms and never will be

Well, yeah, maybe not for her, but it is for other people. Why doesn't she find a guy who feels the same way, then she wouldn't have to feel like a jerk!

    We threw my printer off my desk because we were so full of passion

I didn't realize that I had stumbled into a Mad Men episode, but, okay.

    I always ask them what kind of music they like, what they like to listen to during sex speaks a lot about how they'll perform

Well SHIT! No wonder playing Chrono Cross Vol. 1 wasn't doing it for her. Maybe I'll switch it up and play the Gundam Wing OST instead. Nothing like some sweet, sweet mecha based orchestra to get the mood going.

Something about this whole thing just kinda struck me as being really gross, but I haven't eaten breakfast yet, so it might just be my stomach grumbling.


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