Of course, there is always the “dumb” option. Users may have the ability to disable data collection, but it comes at a cost. The device will not function properly or allow the use of its high-tech features. This leaves consumers with an unacceptable choice between keeping up with technology and retaining their personal privacy.

Thanks to your bullshit data collection, I'm living in f*king middle age with NO cell phone, no tv, and should watch porn on paintfully slowed down TOR.