doommaggot, I think you would like this one. LOL
Contradicting the long-held belief that they would just go off and destroy anyone who tried to mess with them, a Department of Health and Human Services report published Thursday revealed that U.S. males would be on average 4,000 percent less effective in a fight than they imagine.
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doommaggot: The report stated, however, that the majority of men correctly estimate that such fights would last a total of six seconds.
I'll see if I can obtain any actual studies researching that topic. Would be interesting to see what the actual number is.
Tim Dougin's lines are hilarious, I pictured him as a Reddit default subscriber when listening to it.