OH MY GOD.
SAM WILSON IS CAPTAIN AMERICA.
I TOTALLY CALLED IT.
THE COMIC-BOOK NERD RAGE WILL BE GLORIOUS.
FIRST THOR AS A WOMAN, NOW THIS!?
OH GOD I WISH I WASN'T FASTING, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THIS POPCORN!?
As someone who doesn't give a damn about any of this, can you clear up for me how we can have a black Captain America and a female Thor when I was reasonably sure there were already incomplete storylines in Hollywood revolving around a white Captain America and a male Thor? Do they just go home?