ref, I'm happy that you found the New Yorker, but you should know that New Yorkers regard the New Yorker as the magazine version of TMZ. The fact that you're making me enjoy this magazine is damaging the communal God complex I share with the rest of this city's population, and I resent it.

P.S. I don't care if I found out ramen was made from rotting deer carcasses I'd microwave a fresh box right there and then for reminding me of ramen. Bless those noodles.