Aspersions are being cast on the survey as we speak -- but I'd like to point out that since it was conducted by email we're already looking at a positive selection bias to counteract any other potential mistakes they made.
Anyway. Long night ahead of me; humorous interlude.
So my friends and I tried to come up with other Programming languages that sound like STDs.
Here are the best of them:
Hepatitis C++
PHPV
HerPERLes