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The-onion-s-guide-to-the-2020-democratic-candidates
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
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mk
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#theonion
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#politics
‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
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ButterflyEffect
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#society
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#gunshy
‘The Onion’ Has Finally Read Michael Cohen’s 2013 Email Regarding His Client Donald Trump And Would Like To Discuss The Matter Further At His Convenience
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am_Unition
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#uspolitics
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#whiterabbit
The Onion predicts the future yet again
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kleinbl00
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#sillyseason
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#istheonion
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#wishitwasnt
I Am Fun
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theadvancedapes
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#uspolitics
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#istheonion
Continued Existence Of Edible Arrangements Disproves Central Tenets Of Capitalism
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ButterflyEffect
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#economics
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#humor
Area Liberal No Longer Recognizes Fanciful, Wildly Inaccurate Mental Picture Of Country He Lives In
b_b
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ButterflyEffect
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#politics
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#sillyseason
Sexist Men Found To Be Bigger Losers
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j4d3
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#feminism
Parents dedicate new college safe space in honor of daughter who felt weird in class once
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Quatrarius
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Koch Brothers Get Each Other Same Election For Christmas
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#actuallysadthough
It's Sadly Unclear Whether This Article Will Put Lives At Risk
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ButterflyEffect
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#extremism
Onion: “Many families these days are opting for one huge kid over multiple smaller ones.”
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#humor
Indiana Governor Insists New Law Has Nothing To Do With Thing It Explicitly Intended To Do
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#queer
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#uspolitics
Let Me Explain Why Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance Was Our Top Story This Morning (The Onion goes after CNN)
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insomniasexx
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#yestheonion
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#media
Israel’s, Hamas’ Disregard For Palestinian Life Aligning Nicely
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user-inactivated
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#satire
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#satire.white
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#istheonion
Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
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user-inactivated
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#labor
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#labor.minimum_wage
34-Year-Old Man May As Well Keep Pursuing Dream At This Point
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ButterflyEffect
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#society
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#humor
The Onion: Who is Bernie Sanders?
rob05c
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Meriadoc
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#satire
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#politics
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#bernie
How About We Go Outside And Settle This Like Emotionally Stunted Men?
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user-inactivated
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#feminism
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#feminism.minimum_wage
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#gender
New 'Anti-Abortion pill' Kills Mother, Leaves Fetus Alive
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tacocat
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#istheonion
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#grrlski
Sweetie, As You Get Older, Your Body Becomes More Shameful
_refugee_
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Quatrarius
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#istheonion
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#satire
Secretary Of Labor Assures Nation There Still Plenty Of Jobs For Americans Willing To Outwork Robots
randomuser
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zzipitydodaa
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#thehumancondition
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#funny
37 Record-Store Clerks Feared Dead In Yo La Tengo Concert Disaster
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ButterflyEffect
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#music
Bob Marley Rises from Grave to Free Frat Boys from Bonds of Oppression
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ButterflyEffect
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#race
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#humor
Description Of Sexual Fantasy Changing With Girlfriend's Reaction
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insomniasexx
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#humor
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#humor.insomniasexx
More Office Workers Switching To Fetal Position Desks
nowaypablo
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#labor
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#labor.minimum_wage
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#suicide
Biologists Confirm God Evolved From Chimpanzee Deity | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
stacker
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humanodon
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#science
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#science.humanodon
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#istheonion
Alcoholic Father Disappointed In Pothead Son
OftenBen
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camarillobrillo
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#istheonion
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#istheonion.camarillobrillo
Lonesome Alito Declares Marriage Only Between A Man And The Sea | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
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thenewgreen
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#istheonion.thenewgreen
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#funny
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