http://www.stuartmcmillen.com/comic/rat-park/

Every time I see a solution like this, I just think about how little we learned from rat park.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY MY USERNAME!

this is amouseinmyhouse. Apparently I signed up 555 days ago, used the site for two days, then forgot about it. I couldn't log in because of the capitalization.

Thanks hubski. I'm way more excited about this than I should be.