William Gibson called them "speed folds" in The Peripheral and described them as pointless angular lines to impress teenagers and the emotionally stunted. I'll say this: they're womanbane. The thing looks like something the special effects department from an '80s post-apocalyptic movie whipped out when their budget was cut in half. Having seen the 6000SUX, the fit and finish is reminiscent. I expect to see pre-dirty-dancing Patrick Swayze come out of this thing with a spear wrapped in hair scrunchies. I'll say this for stainless steel: it shows every fingerprint, water drop and smudge like a proud badge of use. Imagine driving your fridge to work. And I'll say this for that "bold" choice to make it slab sided and free of any curves or creases: the panel alignment had better be perfect. And you better not ever get a door ding.This is one of those designs that scratches a certain itch for me as an 80s kid...
