I don't care for 90% of hippie food shit but I kinda like carob in some things sometimes.
I loathe alt milks, and chai tea and prefer spinach to kale. What's wrong with spinach? Why does kale have to replace it in every fucking dish now a days?
We like to play a game when we go to potlucks now. How many kale dishes will be served? It's a function of the number of guests and how granola the crowd will be.