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user-inactivated  ·  3812 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: ROOMMATES - HOW DO YOU GET ALONG?

rule 0 of wage's house is be naked all the time

rule 1 is can i borrow your car

rule 2 is if you don't have work today, you get to clean the dishes

rule 3 is i am allowed to blast music between noon and eight and i don't give a fuck if you work night shift cause so do i

rule 4 is watch the pressure cooker, nobody wants to die in a hail of bean shrapnel

rule 5 is wipe down the griddle when you're done

rule 6 is don't turn off the blacklight or the lava lamp

rule 7 is close the lid

rule 8 is goddamn it peter stop doing the dishes you aren't any good at this i'll do it

rule 9 is goddamn it peter

edit: in practice i break rule 3 cause my headphones are pretty great