"Oops. Looks like your browser, Safari, won't support WebGL and therefore sucks. Try something modern like Chrome or Firefox." - This app "Oops. Looks like your browser, Chrome, doesn't support 64 bit java and therefore sucks. Try something modern like Safari or Firefox." - Anything Java "Oops. Looks like your browser, Firefox, is so laden down with shit that it can't get out of its own goddamn way. Try something streamlined like Chrome or Safari." - My CPU "Oops. Looks like your browser, Chrome, is actually a virus that opens three goddamn processes for every tab and sucks down 65% of your CPU. Try something that isn't a big shiny memory leak like Safari or Firefox." - My Activity Monitor Anybody else remember when you could, like, run one browser and shit would just sort of work? ...yeah, I miss NCSA Mosaic, too.