"Or sometimes I just ask em what they are wearing and see if I can get it a little steamy (this never goes anywhere)". How far would you be willing to take that though? It would be funny if the guy on the phone turned it around on you and you were the uncomfortable one.

These examples of fucking with the telemarketers are all funny and most of us have done it but lets not forget that its a really shitty job and doesn't pay dick. Also, what are you wearing?

My guess, it never happened. Makes for a good story though.

1. I assumed immediately that it was a boy. Does that make me sexist?

2. The process of aging happens so quickly, it's important to stop and be there, involved with your child

3. Girls talk a lot, but especially after the age of 8

Seriously though, the "Lazy Song" that they reference is a sign of the apocalypse imo. I teach piano lessons to a 13 year old girl and she wanted me to teach it to her. I said no and asked her to pick another song.