this is his site, but it gives no indication of what he was in for: http://michaelsantos.com/about/

But 25 years must have meant something serious. He looks like he's been busy since he got out anyway.

eta: nvm, it was non violent drug charges:

A close friend of mine, whom I will call Alex, was involved in the distribution of small amounts of cocaine. Because of my position in my family's firm, I had access to large sums of money. I chose to use some of that money--without my parent's knowledge-to join my friend Alex's scheme by financing a large cocaine purchase. We purchased three kilograms of cocaine for the purposes of reselling them to realize a profit. The transaction lasted about twelve hours, and after replacing the money I had inappropriately taken from my family's firm, Alex and I split a profit of $4O,OOO.

i love your cat

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Burgers, pizza, anything trashy and simple and satiating like that.

Surprisingly fascinating.

Very well written too.

I got to level 4 in that Winnie the Pooh baseball game in the interim. http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html

Extremely frustrating though.

I actually can't read more than the summary of this, it makes me really furious.

booo jess (peter)

I spend most of my time in private subreddits now

That DMCA tweet is surely just for attention

there;s something about it. it's not a good drawing but it is good at the same time. a bit like david shrigley or something