Trust me, it was a lame joke.

Uh-oh, humorless redditors are also here in droves. :P

I'm well versed in a great number of subjects of which you will know nothing about any of them, I'm sure of that. I speak eight different languages, of which you'll not know any of them because there are so few speakers - I'm perfectly cromulent in English, which is not my native language.

I like music - I enjoy genres that you do not know anything about and, while I'm an aficionado for humour, my taste might be a bit too high brow for most people.

I also enjoy beer.