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scrimetime · 4276 days ago

Men aren't porn stars. Not really. They're extras. They're props. They're stand-ins for guys everywhere. But not Mr. James Deen. Just by being, well, average (or let's say larger than average), Deen has gotten huge (oops). And what's even stranger is who he's gotten huge with (hey, we didn't mean that): women, young women, and even teenage girls. Wells Tower spends a week with the man who would apparently have the best job in the world. (He doesn't)

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thenewgreen · 4275 days ago · link ·

Regarding the author not wanting to switch places with Deen -

You're shittin' me! you say. Why? Well, not only because being impelled to couple every day with a stranger before a room of onlookers seems like an experiment dreamed up by Martian scientists On some gut level, this is about as I expected. However, there is some part of me that wishes it were nirvana. Perhaps it's the part of me that was the editor-in-chief of In The Bushes

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thenewgreen · 4275 days ago · link ·

I cracked up at this:

A good portion of Deen's oeuvre consists of rather not-nice stuff: spitting, whipping, choking, slapping, etc. Is there anything he won't do on-camera? He will not have sex with someone who is unwilling to have sex with him. He will not have sex with men. He will not dress as a clown and have sex with someone; nor will he permit someone dressed as a clown to have sex with him. Clowns make James Deen uncomfortable.

I guess every man has a code.