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What is your lame claim to fame?

by briandmyers · #askhubski
posted 366 days ago · shared by: 10
Something you've done, that you're proud of, but which isn't that impressive to most people. I'll start, in the comments...


by briandmyers 366 days ago  ·  link  
It's not really fame (hence the lameness), but I'm proud of it nonetheless.

A few years ago, I was working for a company that sold, among other things, financial transaction processing machines - debit and credit transactions. We call them EFTPOS machines here in NZ, and I worked on the software that goes inside them.

I believe that I am the first person in the world to program games for an EFTPOS terminal.

I did the work on my own time, but the games were certified and were installed on machines for many years. The games have disappeared from more recent software revisions, so perhaps the current developers needed to reclaim some of that code space; I don't know. It was a gas to show how to access these hidden games, to people working at random points-of-sale.

The terminal had a touch-screen interface. I created five games in all. They would all print their instructions, and most would remember and display your initials and past high scores. When you won, the game would display one of the "fortunes" from the old microsoft "mah-jong" game, I believe (including the very weird "Bouncy ball is the source of all goodness and light").

TicTacToe

A 'Concentration' memory game, 20 'cards'.

Doodle (draw images, save them, print them on the receipt paper).

Attaxx (othello-like game, modelled from an internet game I had).

A sliding-tile puzzle game - 15 tiles, where you move the 'hole' around.

by thenewgreen 360 days ago  ·  link
This is amazing. I have used credit card terminals many times and I am familiar with how useful such games would be. There are many people that sit beside these machines all day and don't have many transactions. Why shouldn't it be more "useful"? Great idea!
by homewrecker 366 days ago  ·  link  
When I started the 9th grade my school bus kept on a guy who had failed the previous year. He was in adult ed and the bus route would drop him off at the adult ed center before it brought us to school. As the year progressed he got more and more bizarre. First it started out with him being loud and obnoxious. Then he was drinking on the bus and several times got so drunk that he started crying and begging his ex girlfriend to take him back. This guy was a total head case.

Then one day he shows up with a shaved head, doc martens and he didn't speak at all for a week. One day out of the blue he started going this huge rant about how the Jews were the reason this bad thing was happening and that bad thing was going on. The bus driver couldn't hear him because the skinhead sat at the back of the bus. He just kept going on and on and on. Nobody said anything. We all looked at each other, making faces in disbelief that he was doing this. But nobody was going to say anything. So I got up and told him, pardon my french, to "shut the fuck up, you skinhead piece of shit." Everyone was staring, and he stood up and started yelling back about how the way he dresses doesn't hurt anybody. It's a lifestyle choice. He's being persecuted for the way he looks. So we back and forth for a while before our bus driver finally hears whats going on and stops the bus. He's a native from Newfoundland, "he knows what it like to be persecuted." The skinhead was berated by our driver, and didn't fight back at all.

The next day he was transferred to another bus because his mom threatened to sue the school if they banned him completely from the bus service.

It's not that big of a deal. I know most people have probably done bigger things in their lives. But this was a defining moment in who I am. I'm really proud that I was able to stand up when no one else would.

by ou812dot 366 days ago  ·  link
nice work. hopefully there was another brave person on his next bus, and his next, and his next.
by homewrecker 365 days ago  ·  link
I hope that he grows out of whatever he's going through. From what I can tell the guy didn't have the best home life, so I can see why he would have problems. I hope he's moved past this hateful mentality.
by ou812dot 365 days ago  ·  link
Good outlook, I hope he's turned himself around too. You know, with a name like "homewrecker", you're surprisingly decent :)
by forwardslash 365 days ago  ·  link
Reminds me of the racist tree.
by ou812dot 364 days ago  ·  link
thank you. I thought this deserved being an actual post and not just a link in the comments so I posted it http://hubski.com/pub?id=30826
by winston 366 days ago  ·  link
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing". Well done, have a badge.
by homewrecker 365 days ago  ·  link
Thanks, no matter what went down that day, even if it meant getting beaten I'm glad I stood up for what I believed in.
by winston 365 days ago  ·  link
These are the moments in life that "test your mettle"
by lessismore 366 days ago  ·  link
I have two badges on hubski.com
by thundara 365 days ago  ·  link
Zero :(

Edit: And we can't badge ourselves.

by insomniasexx 365 days ago  ·  link
I have 3!!!!
by steve 366 days ago  ·  link
I walked barefoot on the great wall of china.

Lame maybe...

But at the time it seemed like a way to more fully connect with the experience.

by smoorman1024 366 days ago  ·  link
I took the enrichment test in 1st grade and deduced multiplication without anyone ever explaining it to me.
by b_b 366 days ago  ·  link
One time when I was about 8 or 9 Barry Sanders called me a dork. Its still the highlight of my life.
by thenewgreen 366 days ago  ·  link
Barry calls them like he sees them. Someday you'll have to tell me the story behind that.
by speeding_snail 366 days ago  ·  link
I actually made it through the first year of university...
by thenewgreen 366 days ago  ·  link
I've helped to raise money for some worthwhile charities through my music. I'm proud of that.
by insomniasexx 365 days ago  ·  link
I can get a fuckload of attention with a single shot of my boobies on the interwebz.

:D

by ou812dot 365 days ago  ·  link
Prove it! Jk.
by sounds_sound 365 days ago  ·  link
I was just in an episode of Fox's sci-fi show called the Fringe. It was created by JJ Abrams.
by briandmyers 365 days ago  ·  link
Details! I watch Fringe - can you tell us about your role?
by sounds_sound 365 days ago  ·  link
Role? I think my official title was 'passerbyer'. It wasn't really anything I would call a role :) The Fringe is filmed in Vancouver. In fact a lot of things are filmed here so there is a huge culture of actors and screenwriters in the city. There is also a ton of background work to be done, with no skill required. I had some time and needed money so I thought I would give it a shot. I was just in one of the latest episodes where the dude with a scar around his eye is walking around with a map. There is a scene where he gets plugged into a matrix style chair and has a flashback. I was in his flashback. But like flashbacks, almost everything is filmed ghosted and blurry so you can't really make anyone out in the background. I can only point to a blurry blob of people and say 'I'm in there.' Oh well. It was an interesting experience. I think I was the only one there NOT trying to be an actor. I did see Joshua Jackson however. Even hung out with him a bit in craft services. I use the word 'hung out' loosely because we didn't share words, we were just in the same room for an extended length of time. They are pretty specific about you not bothering the cast. Craft services is great though. They give you free sandwiches and stuff there. Lance Reddick is on the Fringe too. Would have loved to see him cause I'm a big fan of the Wire, but he wasn't there. Did I mention free sandwiches?
by briandmyers 365 days ago  ·  link
Cool story. Free sandwiches are always good. The Walter Bishop character (John Noble) gets some great lines on that show.
by sounds_sound 365 days ago  ·  link
I've only casually perused the show. Seems to have a decent following. If you ask me, any show with parallel universes can't be that bad. That guy is definitely intense. Even downright scary at times.
by briandmyers 364 days ago  ·  link
Astrid Farnsworth: Walter, what's wrong?

Dr. Walter Bishop: Either a green unicorn just raced across the lab, or I accidentally took some LSD.

by forwardslash 365 days ago  ·  link
That's really cool! Just curious, how do you get to be an extra? My fiancée and I are looking at maybe looking closer to Vancouver after the wedding (wooo fraser valley) and I think being extras together could be a fun thing to do.
by sounds_sound 365 days ago  ·  link
Simple really. There are a handful of casting companies around. Just google 'extras casting in vancouver' and you'll be on your way. My casting company was 'Hollywood North Extras' and it's apparently the big corporate agency in town. I went with them because it was free. Every Thursday between 11 and 3, they open their doors for people who want to work. You just go to the office, fill out a questionnaire (like 'what is your waist size', 'do you own a suit', 'do you have any special talents'), and then they take your picture and say - we'll call you if you fit something. Funny, they told me "You have a real commercial look. We'll call you very soon." I got a kick outta that and thought - what the fuck does commercial even mean? I could have equally been offended or complimented by that :) I guess there are a lot of agents in town but most places charge around $40 for you to start an account with them and I didn't have $40 to my name so I was all about the free.

The thing is, they need you to be available on short notice for long hours usually during the week. If you have a consistent day job then basically forget it. They'll give you an online account that is essentially a calender. It'll be your job to update each day with either a green or red square meaning available or not available respectively. I finally got a salaried job in my trained field last week so I won't be an extra any longer.

It's interesting though because you never know where it will go. I was only getting $10 an hour so it kinda sucked. A friend of mine in the city had better luck. On her 'things you can do' portion of the questionnaire, she put 'kayaking'. They called her and her husband in to do a car commercial which in turn aired during the last Superbowl and they made roughly $25,000 for literally 1 second of airtime! She showed me the commercial and was like 'There! Did you see me? That was my foot!' Ha! And she was paid each time it aired. Crazy business...

by forwardslash 365 days ago  ·  link
Huh, well it couldn't hurt to try it out, doubt I have 'commercial appeal', but what the heck. Thanks for the info, and kudos on the salaried job.
by Lu 364 days ago  ·  link
When I was 11 the CBC interviewed me about a Cankerworm epidemic in the city of Winnipeg. I think I told them "I hate how they get stuck in my hair, and sometimes my mouth" - my one true moment of brilliance!
by Saydrah 365 days ago  ·  link
Do you want me to answer that, or should we just kind of wink and nod?


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