Some peoples kids...

Dude. Obviously the kids were moving to f---ing slow. It's best to keep a "prodding" fork on hand to keep those little motherf---ers moving. Manners aren't polite if they are too godda--ed slow. I hear this is how it's done in Arizona.

Blog posts like this are the most pointless thing imaginable. As if we need reminding that there are asshole parents in the world. There is no value to this.