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katakowsj · 4303 days ago · link · · parent · post: What are some knowledgeable and ridiculous quotes that have grabbed your attention?
Nice. I remember my Dad telling me, in my teens, that I'd know if a girl really meant a lot if I was willing to crawl a mile over broken Coke bottles just to hear her fart over the phone. Also, he'd drop this pearl of wisdom when I was ineptly completing a household task that he knew better of. "Son, step aside. Right now, you're as useful as tits on a bull."
thenewgreen · 4302 days ago · link ·
Nice. I remember my Dad telling me, in my teens, that I'd know if a girl really meant a lot if I was willing to crawl a mile over broken Coke bottles just to hear her fart over the phone.
That's awesome. He wasn't too far off though, was he? My father in law uses the "tits on a bull" and when he says it, he sounds just like Jeff Foxworthy. -Thick southern accent.