Having trouble picking out a movie? Alone at home, crying at the shattered remains of your life while you wonder just where you went wrong, and if you can't salvage this horrible mess? Need something to win back the love of your life? Look further. I will do none of that.
Instead, I will start, as of tonight, a challenge. I will watch movies. Lots of them. Five a week, from netflix or current releases. More movies than there are stars in the sky. And I will write a review for every. Single. Movie.
Why? Because I am single, love film, and have a deep seated need to hurt myself through film. Keep your eyes peeled late tonight for #shouldiwatchthis.
Fuck.
I just watched it a few days ago and have been talking with b_b about it this weekend. It was great, I definitely recommend it. I also watched Errol Morris' Thin Blue Line on NetFlix. -another great doc.
That'll be on my list. Maybe I'll make fan requests a thing that can happen once every week or something. Tonight is "Alien: Origin." No, not Aliens. Also not Alien. Its not what you think. There might not even be aliens involved. We'll all know in 88 minutes. EDIT: Its terrible.
Mind if other users hijack your tag? I, too, have strong opinions about movies I have watched, and would like to share them with whomever is unfortunate enough check this site.
Sightseers - seriously good Cockneys vs Zombies - funny Before Dawn - not bad Harold's going stiff - funny documentry style The Guard - funny as fuck Apartment 143 - well made blair witch style Mama - horror edgy Dark Skies (2013) - aliens The Frankenstein Theory (2013) - blair witch style troll hunter - funny and forigne Oblivion (2013) - not out yet but good should have been a trilogy they wasted an epic ending Branded (2012) - revealing Dredd 3D (2012) - got me stoned without drugs Seven Psychopaths - different good interesting Silver Linings Playbook - i needed this film in my life Prometheus - Fucking awsome The Descendants - didnt expect it Ted - funny The Master - dark Shame - dark
Do we get to give requests? Watch Skateboard Kid.