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briandmyers · 4498 days ago · link · · parent · post: The Hubski Band: What musical instrument do you play?
(Please don't be offended - this is a joke)...
What's the difference between a banjo and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop up a banjo.
littlebirdie · 4497 days ago · link ·
What's the difference between a banjo player & a locksmith? A locksmith gets paid to change keys.
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Oh man, I've heard 'em all!!!!
I think my fave is this one:
You're driving down the street and you see an accordion and a banjo--which one do you hit first? The accordion: business before pleasure.