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am_Unition  ·  881 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Vaporware car is best car

    We believe the market is pricing in extraordinarily high probabilities of success

"This is all clearly bullshit, but I won't miss an opportunity to come off wonkish, and I certainly don't want to tank our portfolios, right, boys?"





b_b  ·  881 days ago  ·  link  ·  

"We believe the market is pricing in extraordinarily high probabilities of success. Pets.com is the wave of the future, and everyone knows it."

kleinbl00  ·  880 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    In 2017, Chewy was acquired by PetSmart for $3.35 billion, which was the largest ever acquisition of an e-commerce business at the time.

Thing about Pets.com? Is it didn't make sense back before we'd beaten the proletariat down into taking 50 cents per mile and calling it freedom.

Chewy.com has a $30.4b market cap.

am_Unition  ·  881 days ago  ·  link  ·  

"The valuation of devaluement is trading low in the new specu-speculations space, Winston, as I've said before. Fundamentally, trading so deep into the red that one strikes black all over again is now possible, with our company."

kleinbl00  ·  881 days ago  ·  link  ·  

"The question, Mortimer, is not the cost of purchasing it but the profit in reselling it."

am_Unition  ·  881 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Come over y'all, we're pumpin' and dumpin' Enroncoin tonight

uhsguy  ·  878 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I’m all over this, just don’t forget to dump. Yeah your faux asset might double one more time before you get out but It’s also just as likely to go to zero. Take your profit and move on to the next scam/pyramid scheme

kleinbl00  ·  878 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Signed, Kleiner-Perkins