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kleinbl00  ·  1460 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Why the Internet Is Blowing Up About LA’s Most Infamous Jam Maker

    Have you... actually watched the show?

Every goddamn season.

    Or are you just repeating what you've heard?

Has a statement like that ever improved any dialog you've participated in?

More than that? I've mixed 20-something fucking seasons of reality TV, of which seven or eight are network fucking reality TV cooking shows and have heard producers tell judges who is going to win this that or the other "competition" countless times. Shit, dude, one of my technical screw-ups ended up being a Vine that got played fifty thousand times as proof of the conspiracy that producers were favoring one person over another (am not a producer).

I'm going to let you in on another secret: the British invented trash TV. And they're better at it than we are. And they have lower standards, and they have no pretenses of fairness, and they, as producers, are the shittiest to work with by far because they absolutely drag their caste system to whatever continent they happen to be on and there is no creature on earth less interested in the appearance of fairness than a British Competition Reality Television Producer.

Which is why no one in the US would dare of trying to pull off this shit after the fact.

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elizabeth  ·  1460 days ago  ·  link  ·  

I haven't watched the British bakeoff, but I've watched the Canadian version recently because i was in need of trash background video. It's insane how hard they lean into the stereotypes. The Quebecois person is usually some incompetent idiot that gets eliminated straight away. There is some genious young lady and a very talented ethnic person. A creative "crazy" old lady. 2 gay dudes (young and old). But at least i like that they don't play up the competitiveness too much, and it has an overall friendly vibe. I don't need to see people hating each other over cake.

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Quatrarius  ·  1460 days ago  ·  link  ·  

i give you a dot for shokugeki no souma only - I've been watching that pizza for the last week or so and it's been sustaining my desire for trash

the karaage competition episode was what inspired me to make them

i enjoy the absurdity of how they portray cooking, something pretty down to earth, as a set of godlike naruto-esque powers and special techniques

although i wouldn't like it without the apron jiggy ass guy who almost makes up for the gratuitous sexualization of every female character

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kleinbl00  ·  1460 days ago  ·  link  ·  

    But all that said, I still have no clue where the "they always favor the white housewife" discourse comes from

Because much the same way you will dig into something until you can dismiss it on a technicality, you refuse to acknowledge something said to you eight times over if it might force you to change your mind.

Great British Baking Show is an exercise in "here's this obscure method of mixing milk and flour from somewhere approved like Provence, hold it next to an English tea rose at dawn but be sure to toss it in at gas mark 4 before noon lest it taste like something". Is there a hot white girl? She'll stick around to the final four at least. Is there Granny Mugglesworth? She'll be around until the final three. The last two seasons? Paid for by Netflix so fucking of course they'll favor the minorities but they'll still greatly emphasize the importance of fine british flavors cooked in a fine british way, which is what every comment on this page is about, which you've already agreed to, but which you're constitutionally bound to ignore in italics 'cuz that's how you roll.

And I'm not in the fucking mood today.

Top Chef is fucking Magical Elves for fucking Bravo. Life is too goddamn short to work for either. Nobody works Magical Elves shows any more than they have to and I've never had to. And I hope to god I never will.

uhsguy  ·  1459 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Idk man say what you will about minorities but don’t hate on their cooking. British food tastes like wet cardboard when compared to what’s available in India, China and the Middle East where spices of all sort are readily used and available. If you want bold new flavors that’s the people who have them. Hell the history of America food is all minorities, what did the pilgrims bring over? Fuck all that’s what, dumbasses mostly starved and practiced cannibalism anyway.