I lost all respect for food in the UK as soon as I was presented with a Welsh Rarebit.
"This is cheez whiz on toast."
"See I was willing to consider a Scotch egg to be a one-off but you guys really do just eat fried garbage and pretend you're better than everyone, don't you?"
"Well, not to each other just to you lot."
What I love about the Great British Baking Show is it's largely colonized minorities making French, Austrian, Italian and German delicacies in a tent in Yorkshire somewhere.