85% of all trades are algorithmic - WSJ
100% of growth in the S&P since 2012 has been due to direct cash injection from the fed - David Rosenberg
38% of all investors are in cash right now - Blackrock
You learn a few things following crypto, such as that a thin market is subject to much wilder swings than a thick market. When nobody's trading, every single trade moves the ticker. And this massive rally we've had, which is actually nothing but bots piling into FAANG stocks? Four in ten people with money don't trust in it enough to participate.
So y'all pile your cash in RIGHT NOW. After all, Tesla is now the #2 auto manufacturer in the world by market cap and if you just CLAP YOUR HANDS we can take it ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP, MAGGIE!
(and #13 by sales but I mean... why be such a Debbie Downer about this shit)