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user-inactivated  ·  175 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Beer Can Chicken!

"Hey, do you wanna come over to my place after church on Sunday? I'm throwing a huge barbecue!"

"Sure! What are you making?"

"Hot dogs and hamburgers."

". . . I thought you said you were having a barbecue."

ThurberMingus  ·  175 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Alabama: I made barbecue!

Texas: Awesome, what did you make?

Alabama: I just said- barbecue.

Texas: But did you smoke brisket, or ribs, or sausage, or turkey, or maybe pork shoulder...

Alabama: Smoked pork shoulder, with a really good sauce. That's what barbecue is.

Texas: Oh, tasted pretty good, not bad. But if you used a dry rub instead of sauce, and switched it or for brisket too, then you would have barbecue.

(From a cousin who moved from Texas to Alabama)

Merlin  ·  175 days ago  ·  link  ·  

Isn't that the worst?? No respect! /s