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korey · 2515 days ago · link · · parent · post: Pesky whippersnappers are now destroying Applebees, apparently.
God, I wish I didn't contribute to this as much as I do...Meanwhile, millennials are poor because they spend too much on food.
user-inactivated · 2514 days ago · link ·
Wanna be a hip millennial and still be a foody? Learn the 8 zillion ways you can prepare dishes with potatoes. They're like a damn wonder food for broke people. They're cheap as dirt, delicious as fuck, and fill you up quick. Even more importantly, you can have friends over for dinner and impress them with your cooking skills. Then everyone can enjoy the starchy goodness that is the magical potato.
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user-inactivated · 2514 days ago · link ·
And if you fuck up and let them go bad in the pantry, you can cut them into chunks and plant 'em to make more fucking potatoes. Fuck diamonds. Potatoes should be the universal symbol of enduring love.